Economical Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody

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Product Description

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #67481 in eBooks
• Published on: 2012-07-10
• Released on: 2012-07-10
• Format: Kindle eBook
• Number of items: 1
• Dimensions: .50 pounds

Review
Jennifer Weiner, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Next Best Thing 

"This was a filthy, disgusting piece of perversion and I loved every word." 

 

Paul Bogaards in the New York Times 

"Erotica is hard. . . . Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." 

 

Craig Wilson in USAToday 

"Parodies of best sellers are hot items these days, and E. L. James' Fifty Shades of Grey erotic trilogy was just begging for a spoof."  

 

Valerie Frankel, author of Four of a Kind

"Nose picking, vagina scarf tricks, and erect space needles. What more can you ask of an erotic novel?"

 

Diana Rodriguez Wallach, author of Adios to All the Drama

"[Fanny Merkin is] the Weird Al of erotica." 

 

Publishers Weekly

"It had to happen: a parody of the bestselling Fifty Shades of Grey. And who better to pull it off than author Andrew Shaffer."

About the Author
Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym, "Andrew Shaffer," for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim. Andrew Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. He reviews romance, erotica, and women's fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine.